*walks into school* actually, no thanks *walks out*
when you n ur babe standing on rocks
teacher: I’m really disappointed that you failed the test
not many people know metallica opened for jesus’ birth
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.