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Chillen Forever.

Jul 28th at 10PM / via: guy / op: lizziemcganja / 208,655 notes

lizziemcganja:

friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?

me: i don’t have money

friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay

me:

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Jul 28th at 10PM / via: relahvant / op: heart / 147,750 notes

heart:

when i lose a pen i just saw two seconds ago 

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Jul 28th at 8PM / via: happiest / op: negritaaa / 211,896 notes

negritaaa:

TSA: are u carrying any firearms or explosives?

Me: *points to crotch* u mean this bomb pussy?

TSA: why do u always do this?


Jul 28th at 8PM / via: ha-ze / op: ussawesome / 747,175 notes

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man


Jul 28th at 8PM / via: blissless / op: energizeamente / 257,956 notes

Jul 28th at 8PM / via: trust-is-destroyed / op: tortillah / 285,774 notes

whatslifewithoutfandoms:

tortillah:

remember when zack and cody entered a parallel universe

and london was smart

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and maddie was dumb

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and esteban was a woman

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so basically they were their stereotypes


sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)

sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)


Jul 28th at 8PM / via: w-ave / op: girlscaps / 66,311 notes

Jul 28th at 8PM / via: guy / op: cagedgolightly / 357,077 notes

Jul 28th at 8PM / via: kingsleyyy / op: spork / 210,417 notes

spork:

strangenessmaster:

spork:

when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know howimage

I’m relating to a turtle and an apple. IM RELATING TO A TRUTLE AND AN APPLE!

that’s a fucking tomato